This year try not to eat the candles.---Happy Birthday! And I thought this kind of stuff just happens to OTHER people.

There's little consolation in knowing I'm right. So what did you get me for your birthday?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Thought I'd rub it in.---Happy Birthday So when can I expect my NEXT big thrill? ...but birthdays always make me puke.---HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It was defective anyway.
...and my parents refuse to. Then again, there aren't many people your age left to compare you to. If they were alive today.---HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ...but I can make some neat sounds with my hand in my armpit! So has Mother Nature.
Each other. ...to hold all those candles. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WRINGIN' THE GNU! and now you've got a card! Congratulations! ...and he likes what he sees! Merry Christmas!!
I hate when that happens. Didn't you start the same rumor LAST year? ...but they were all sold out. See, I can't seem to remember either. If I think of you often enough people think I'm up to something.

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